For all of my fandoms- Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Avengers, Rot & Ruin, Avatar, Disney, and my ships- Dramione, Jily, Everlark, Clintasha, Zutara, and Tokka. My ask is always open. If you don't like me or my ships, well, I'm not that sorry.
Anonymous said: Why do you hate perks of being chinese...
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now
bless ur poor soul
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
Luna was one of the most beautiful characters in Harry Potter
#it never once occurred to her to treat dobby as anything less than a human being#even ron had trouble viewing house elves as something other than slaves because that’s all he was used to#but luna calls him ‘sir’ on their very first meeting as if that’s the normal greeting for a house elf#and just look how grateful dobby is#he’s not used to being treated like that#luna you beautiful soul (x)
if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct
How am I so physically attracted to a fictional character and I don’t even know what he’s from I just see him on my dash and squeal like the teenage girl I am.
comic book death vs. movie death
“He was kind of a nerd before he became Spider-Man, but he was a smart nerd.” - Stan Lee on Peter Parker
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'Just a dog?' 'Just?' Porthos dreams of being a bear and you want to dash those dreams by saying he's 'just a dog?' That's like saying 'he can't climb a mountain, he's just a man,' or 'that isn't a diamond, it's just a rock.'
Please wake up
"I can’t believe it" said one.
"But I don’t want to" whispered another.
"Tell me HOW!" screamed a third.
The first had always been mocked - “paranoid” “what a skitzoid” “freak” - while whispering to themself, “I don’t belong.”
The other had always feared that this life was too good to last - always running from things unseen, hiding in business and private thoughts.
The third had been cornered, lost in lies, in the life that they’d built up which was now burying them.
Each fell to the floor in tears and desperation.
And none could wake up. And the dreams were haunted by the what-ifs and the could-have-beens.
So they faded.
And were lost.
Anonymous said: as one of the 29 million canadians who live outside the greater toronto area i take some offence with the idea that 'most of us live in toronto'
In my video about the importance of understanding the complexity and diversity of life in contemporary Ethiopia, I failed to accurately portray the complexity and diversity of life in contemporary Canada.
p.s. You spell offense funny.
Technically, the map said Toronto, but John didn’t. He said “more Canadians live closer. I looked it up and apparently the shortest distance between Botswana and Liberia is 4900 km, which when plotted onto a globe as a radius with the center on the northern coast of Venezuela shows that most of Ontario, Quebec and the entirety of the Atlantic provinces are in the area, and Winnipeg is on the outer edge. A conservative estimate of the population in this area would put it well over 50% (probably more like 70%)
a++++ full marks to jamwalk85
SUCK IT ANON I WAS RIGHT BY ACCIDENT. APOLOGY RESCINDED, CANADA.
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
Requested by Anon | Finding Neverland (2004)
I will always remember how happy she looked, sitting there in the parlor, watching a play about her family. About her boys that never grew up. She went to Neverland.
Make me choose - Anonymous asked: Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp?
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